Celebrity Nerd: Weird Al

So first, I was bad and did not post last week.  I had been sick, and was not feeling particularly inspired to do anything more than sleep.  However, all that sleeping paid off, and I'm feeling better than I have in a long time.  This is good what with Black Friday looming large in the all too near future.  But on the bright side, TURKEY!  Yay.

Anyways, recently I was bopping around on Youtube, and like most people who have a clicking problem, eventually wound up on random things not related at all to what I was first looking at.  I ended up listening to song after song by Weird Al Yankovic.  I listened to old favorites, and some of his newer stuff that I had never seen before.

I first started listening to him back in middle school.  I was in a drama class, and we had to form groups and do a lip sync to a song of our choosing.  I suppose in retrospect, Weird Al was the inevitable choice for my group given who was in it.  Anyways, we stuffed pillows into over sized shirts and preformed to 'Fat'.  I was hooked after that, and since it was still the days when CDs were a thing, I went out and bought 'The Food Album'.  I still can't listen to any of the original songs they parody without thinking the Weird Al lyrics.

While browsing his rather extensive collection, I realized that there were quite a few awesome nerd/geek songs.  I thought it might be fun to compose a list of my favorite five.

5.  Yoda



The title is pretty self explanatory, but 'Yoda' is a song about the famous little green guy himself, set to 'Lola' by The Kinks.

4.  FOIL



This is one of my more recent discoveries, and I love it.  'FOIL' starts out referring to its typical use for food storage, so at first I thought it was another food song.  It takes an interesting twist though, and I think it fits in a nerd song list quite nicely.  'FOIL' is set to 'Royals' by Lorde.

3.  Word Crimes



'Word Crimes' is the perfect anthem for all the grammar Nazi nerds out there.  Weird Al gives the masses a schooling on the English language.  It is equal parts education and hilarity, and it automatically became one of my favorites before the song even halfway through.  'Word Crimes' is set to 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke.

2.  The Saga Begins



A long time favorite of mine, 'The Saga Begins' is essentially a breakdown of Star Wars Episode I.  Set to Don McLean's 'American Pie', Weird Al, as Obi-Wan, takes us through the tale of young Anakin.  I know this is the second Star Wars reference on this list, but lets face it, Star Wars is definitely high up on the list of geek/nerd royalty.

I almost put 'The Saga Begins' at number one, but I felt that since this is specifically a list of nerd songs, that the number one slot belonged to another favorite of mine...

1. White & Nerdy



Cram packed with nerd and geek references, 'White & Nerdy' tops my list of Weird Al's nerd themed songs.  I think this song is a hilarious super stereotype of all the varying nerd-isms out there and worthy of the top slot on my list.  I think it's only made all the more humorous by being set to 'Ridin' by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone.

Weird Al, I want to thank you for your work.  You've been celebrating the joys of nerdiness long before it was cool, and I salute you.  So everyone, have a listen, and don't be afraid to take joy in the things you love.  Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a song coming on...

Geeks' Day Out

Hello, hello!  It's been a great weekend in this geek's household.  My husband and I both had the weekend off this time around.  We stayed up a little later than usual, slept in much later than usual, and simply relaxed.

We've been watching Fairy Tail, and have finally just about caught up to where we were the last time we were watching it.  It had been a while, so we decided to start over.  I've also been working on my story.  I wrote about 1,400 words last night, and hope to write a little more later today.

But loafing around the house hasn't been the only thing I've done this weekend.  My husband and I went on a little date today.  We started out at the library, where I found myself split between great luck and bad luck.

The good luck?  I'm about to finish the fourth Odd Thomas book, Odd Hours, and was hoping to snag the next one.  There were only two of the Odd novels on the shelf, and they happened to be the two I needed.

The bad luck?  The library was working on some reorganization.  Definitely a necessary task, and I am glad to see any house of books working on its contents.  However, I must say I was disappointed when I went to my favorite spot to look for potential reads and saw this...

The spinner of Science Fiction/Fantasy books was being redone, and all of the books had been pulled.  Being my go to section, it did cut my visit a little short, but I had what I wanted in hand, so I count the stop an overall success.

The next part of our outing was a stop at Best Buy.  My husband had received a mystery coupon, so we went to find out its worth, and then pick out loot based on the value.  Sadly, I have nothing of excitement to put here.  It was the minimum five dollar coupon, and being in need of some canned air, that's what we got.

The final part of our date was dinner and a movie.  Our budget friendly version cost less than ten bucks.  I had been craving a slice of Costco pizza for something like a month.  For anyone who hasn't been, they have the super giant single slices (much like Sam's does).  We grabbed a couple slices and a soda, and filled up.  With my craving quieted, we headed to the dollar theater.

I know a lot of people who want to turn up their nose at dollar theaters, but the one near us is actually quite nice.  I'm not a huge movie goer, and usually reserve those outings for movies I'm super excited about.  Most others I wait for Red-box or Netflix to get.  However, my husband comes from a family that regularly went to the movies, and likes to indulge a little more often than I do.  For those occasions, we usually hit up the dollar theater.  We decided to go see Maleficent.  It had looked interesting, but I wasn't convinced I wanted to shell out the cash to see it in theater.  It was pretty good, and I would probably even watch it again, but I'm still glad I waited to see it on the cheap.

Now we're home again and settled in for an evening of more loafing.  And probably Mac n' Cheese.  Mmm...now if you'll excuse me...

Hope everyone has a good week!

Halloween Madness

I hope everyone had a fun Halloween.  I know I did.  My brother came up to visit with his girlfriend, so we dressed up and went out for a night of drinking, dancing, and general merriment.

The club we went to was packed.  I have largely gotten over my intense dislike of crowds, but despite the fun I was having, I had to step out a couple times for some air.  I ran back in once I heard Thriller playing though.

Figuring out my costume was an issue this year.  Many costume elements from the past couple year are too big for me now.  And deciding on something new to do took a good bit of debating.  I decided to reuse what I could to be an assassin.  Pretty easy to dress in black, grab a cape, and be done with it.  However, I really wanted to add some sort of bodice to it, so I rummaged through my craft stuff and Pinterest boards.

I found a basic technique for making patterns, and several large sheets of black craft felt.  I went to work.  I didn't really document the creation process largely because it was entirely experimental.  I've actually never attempted any type of armor construction before.  There were mistakes, alterations, and plenty of experience gained.

This is the visual guide I used to create the basis of my pattern.  Using the tape technique, I made some cuts and came up with this.

I traced the pattern and its reverse onto the craft felt, cut it out, and stitched back up the cut lines created.  I then attached a bottom band, and added the side panels that would tie in the back.  That last bit was not as straight forward as I thought it would be, but I kept at it and got results that I was happy enough with.  

The fit ended up being pretty great, and all that it needed was some embellishment.  Seeing as I started this project two days out from Halloween, I kept it simple.

I felt happy enough with it to wear it out, and I thought it made a nice addition to my costume.

Like I said, lots of black, and tah-dah!  Semi-instant assassin.  I was ready to skulk through the night.

I will be the last thing you see before the light at the end of the tunnel...

It was pretty comfortable.  I'll admit the walk from the car to the club was a little chilly, but not horribly so.  If it had been colder, I could have easily worn a long sleeve shirt instead.  I did take the cape off though as it felt like a little much to dance in with how thick the crowds were.

A good night all around.  Now, off to eat some of that left over candy...